#ask me anons

[lord-0f-misrule]

Gimme something to respond to once I finish work

[deloveusion]

are you horny??

horny but for emotional intimacy

[sailorxroxxane]

Fishnets and plaid skirts are my thing

[sadasspisces]

just another reminder, normalize normal bodies 🧡

[maridoves]

May we see that magnificent ass?

only a little ass ;p

[dontbesoweirdkira]

Hey!

This isn't a request but I want to talk about a concept I realized hasn't been talked about in the platonic yandere batfam writings.

✨Weaponized incompetence✨

In fics, batsis is either a secret vigilante or captive with no self-defense skills, right? I have an idea. Batsis who is CLEARLY very skilled (maybe said she had been trained by assassins because Bruce's children are familiar with that, or Bruce had a relationship with a woman really talented in combat resulting in reader, who knows). Bruce knows she's skilled. Her siblings know she's skilled. Alfred knows she's skilled.

But guess what? She refuses to use her skills to fight evil like her siblings. She don't care, Batman has tons of kids anyways. Besides, a lot of her siblings died and got revived. No way she's putting herself through that. No. Nuh uh.

Have a nice day!

Hiii! Thank you so much for the ask boo. I love your support, hope you are having a wonderfull dayyy. Love ya, hope i didn't rant too long lol. <3333

Weaponized incompetence as a darling is always so fun. I love for the reader to make their captor's life a living hell. But, this request isn't really weaponized incompetence. You simply just don't want to crime fight because you're scared and there's no manipulation going on there. Maybe a bit better example would be if you were completely skilled, they didn't know you were, a situation happens where you could protect your family but you choose not to in an act of pettiness.

I think it's such a common trope in the yandere batfam community because it's an easy setup that makes sense. The first couple of kids didn't have much or any training at all either. Plus if you were a trained assassin or like you said the mother is trained, why would you ever go with Bruce when you could do more/ be on your own. You could easily defend yourself against the family, stop manipulation easier, ect. It's just more loop holes that people don't really feel like patching lol.

Also i personally don't think anyone in the family would be really upset? But i guess that depends on your headcanons of the family.

Hypothetically, at the families worse, A few kids would be jealous/peeved and Bruce might be a little disappointed. Damian would be the main one pressing you about it. Why waste your skill when there's so much to do. How can you watch your poor father and siblings get beaten everyday without feeling the need to step in. You coward.

Bruce might be disappointed if that's the reason he took you in. Maybe he needed assistance but if all the others are there and fully capable then why make someone fight who doesn't want to? Plus i don't think Bruce would ever only take you in for that reason.

The other kids plus Bruce have experienced just as much death and trauma as you...i don't think it'd be a problem. They love their batsis so much and if you felt you weren't ready, that's okay. They get it.

[rainbowdelicsunshine]

Please go into my inbox to psycho-analyze me like one of those long video essays about cartoons and tv shows....

[shatteredeyesss]

Come entertain me

[deloveusion]

Good sex or good love?

both at the same time

[sadasspisces]

🌿 because i actually look cute today, hi mutuals

[killloneliness]

Non sentirsi mai abbastanza.

[rainbowdelicsunshine]

Hey guys, I'm super bored and in need of people to talk to so please go by my inbox if you can!

Thank you!!

[deloveusion]

How to make my boyfriend treat me like a princess?

princess treatment comes naturally from a man who truly loves you. stop begging for it

[sailorxroxxane]

Tired

[sadasspisces]

when my outfit is cute, i feel 10x better about myself lmfao 💘⚾️